tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67836044748242504602011-11-27T23:30:55.411ZChorradas sin fin!Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.comBlogger321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-21483301308538474692009-09-09T14:19:00.000+01:002009-09-09T14:21:17.496+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://imgur.com/h79KF.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 198px;" src="http://imgur.com/h79KF.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-2148330130853847469?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-9760930693949270792009-01-30T09:28:00.007Z2009-01-30T09:41:53.899Z<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">A quien no nos ha pasado que nos manda una invitacion de amigo en facebook alguien al que no tenemos el mas minimo interes de agregar:</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Titulo: Es divertido como no somos amigos</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Si, es divertido</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-No estoy seguro de como contestarte a esto.</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SYLKBCSXUVI/AAAAAAAACx0/5OH2BFovVlg/s1600-h/3232035414_e4dea38fd6.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 420px; height: 250px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SYLKBCSXUVI/AAAAAAAACx0/5OH2BFovVlg/s1600/3232035414_e4dea38fd6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297018230883701074" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">-Creo que deberia pasar por alto lo mal que te portaste conmigo hace anyos ( y luego cuando hablaste mal a amigos comunes del Instituto, jodiendo mi relacion con ellos). Buen trabajo.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Este hombre es el puto amo!!! Cualquiera le hubieramos dado a aceptar... harto de amigos en el facebook que conoces de un hola y adios o ni eso? harto del patan al que siempre has criticado? Ya tenemos un heroe!!!</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-976093069394927079?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-6073306579612250732009-01-28T10:51:00.003Z2009-01-28T11:14:10.970Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Los juguetitos de Lego tambien tienen su vida privada y....<br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SYA5ADHRfCI/AAAAAAAACxs/GrcCPt7pqw0/s1600-h/legosmvd9.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 330px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SYA5ADHRfCI/AAAAAAAACxs/GrcCPt7pqw0/s1600/legosmvd9.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296295834786298914" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">...les va la marcha!!! Si nena siiiiiiiii!!!!<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1035/legosmvd9.jpg" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></a><a href="http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1035/legosmvd9.jpg" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Original</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-607330657961225073?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-77997174090267456762009-01-27T10:36:00.005Z2009-01-27T10:48:34.594Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX7j2cSX0vI/AAAAAAAACxk/KwnC_TCwQ18/s1600-h/starwars.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 324px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX7j2cSX0vI/AAAAAAAACxk/KwnC_TCwQ18/s1600/starwars.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295920736279974642" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Es lo que tiene la crisis, que hay que buscar alternativas que no consuman mucha gasolina!</span><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.egr.msu.edu/~brownbe5/images/starwars.jpg" target='_blank'><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Original</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-7799717409026745676?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-86186914720449970022009-01-26T14:09:00.005Z2009-01-26T14:21:35.004Z<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 100px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX3FC6yVv0I/AAAAAAAACw8/PpRfuPApgJ0/s400/o1.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295605390788378434" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 361px; height: 166px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX3FC97hGkI/AAAAAAAACxE/c93-JjSLfzQ/s400/o2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295605391632177730" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">No puedo con estos problemas de matematicas! Por que soy tan estupida?!<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 361px; height: 169px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX3FDF4P52I/AAAAAAAACxM/32YGWt7B-18/s400/o3.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295605393765951330" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Si 2X + Y = 60   y    X + 2Y = 75, saca la X y la Y.<br /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Como voy a sacar esto?! <br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 168px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX3FDfLfXXI/AAAAAAAACxU/M40PEZywylw/s400/04.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295605400557542770" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Si dos camisetas y un jersey cuestan 60 dollars, y una camiseta y dos jerseys cuestan 75 dollars. Cuanto cuesta cada cosa?<br /></span></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tio, pues las camisetas 15 dollars y el jersey 30 dollars.<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 363px; height: 168px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SX3FDcNEPhI/AAAAAAAACxc/5dKj6pX0zPk/s400/o5.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295605399758847506" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">No eres tan estupida, solo un poco rara.<br /></span></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Vuelve!!! Todavia no me has dicho como resolver el problema!!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">!</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Visto <a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/ftihae.jpg" target='_blank'>aqui</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-8618691472044997002?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-69520629154785174002009-01-26T08:24:00.006Z2009-01-26T09:20:50.215Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Curioso anuncio de chocolate que me llamo la atencion este fin de semana, en Irlanda lo ponen a todas horas,<br /></span></div><object width="400" height="245"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xyEoY5IpP0A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xyEoY5IpP0A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="245"></embed></object><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">El momento cumbre llega con el globo...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-6952062915478517400?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-32819604011887516692009-01-23T12:31:00.002Z2009-01-23T12:32:13.044ZComo World of Warcraft cambia la vida!<br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 550px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXIOAGydJYI/AAAAAAAACuA/ADyUk-zsxvc/s1600/2myqhix.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292307907098781058" /><br />Cuidado con el WoW<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-3281960401188751669?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-2312813419843134412009-01-22T09:12:00.003Z2009-01-22T09:15:08.362Z<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXg4oc3HWEI/AAAAAAAACvI/AsePi2ei8zE/s400/045_pics.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294043629567301698" /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ni photoshop, ni gimp, ni siquiera Paint, lo ultimo en informatica es la escuadra y cartabon!!! Como se ha hecho toda la vida</span>.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Via </span><a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/" target='_blank'><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">darkroastedblend</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-231281341984313441?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-22791013333219004092009-01-21T08:55:00.005Z2009-01-21T09:25:21.224Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Yo es que si fuera el soldado, haria lo mismo, es que es ver esa carita, y quien se resiste a dejarle el bazoka???</span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXbjOkl6JAI/AAAAAAAACu4/flTHERq9EIM/s1600-h/0002z70k.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 343px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXbjOkl6JAI/AAAAAAAACu4/flTHERq9EIM/s400/0002z70k.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293668251500946434" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Visto en </span><a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/0ligarki/pic/0002z70k" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">livejournal</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-2279101333321900409?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-57302319071301698062009-01-20T10:10:00.003Z2009-01-20T10:20:53.227Z<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 364px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXWjSL97NqI/AAAAAAAACuw/BlI04C7yO9Y/s1600/2yorcc2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293316469889382050" /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">mmm.... el alcohol entonces es bueno o malo???</span><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Via </span><a href="http://i41.tinypic.com/2yorcc2.jpg" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">tinypic.com</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-5730231907130169806?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-19984606031667251272009-01-19T13:32:00.004Z2009-01-19T13:49:05.628Z<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Como introducir Leyendas Urbanas (Instrucciones basicas):</span></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Leyenda Urbana aleatoria, puede ser una buena forma de iniciar una conversacion:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hola</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sabias que Thomas Edison invento la palabra "Hola"?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Apuesto a que Tesla invento una mejor</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Seguramente el gobierno no quiera que nos enteremos.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Leyendas urbana para terminar conversaciones:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sabias que la mayoria de los pajaros no tienen pene?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">No lo sabia</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Bueno, ahora lo sabes</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Si, y no cambia nada</span></div><div><br /></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 430px; height: 430px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXSBGpHLckI/AAAAAAAACug/CezaLpGkzLs/s1600/2009-01-15+-+Factoids.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292997413182337602" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Mas leyendas urbanas que no llevaran a buen puerto una conversacion jodida por contar leyendas urbanas:</span><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Los patos no tienen penes, es muy interesante como ves.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">No deberiamos hablar sobre los penes de los patos.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Estoy de acuerdo.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Los penes de los gatos tienen pelillos.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Para resucitar la conversacion, es bueno sacar un tema que mas a mano se tenga:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Sabes que este tio ha recibido 30 cartas de rechazo por su libro "Penes salvajes: Genitales masculinos en el reino animal"?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Y cuantas ordenes de restriccion?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Solo una de National Geographic Society.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Los putos recatados imbeciles.</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-1998460603166725127?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-17504646524185519902009-01-19T10:27:00.004Z2009-01-20T10:16:26.254Z<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hay mucho mito en lo de que los Americanos son tontos...</span><br /><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 420px; height: 420px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXCE2R2vElI/AAAAAAAACtg/s0KSIn0t7Lc/s1600/1jks2w.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291875630201115218" /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; ">Cerveza Europea</span><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><div style="text-align: center;">Enchufes Europeos<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Buen Intento gilipollas...<br /></div></span><strike><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; ">AMERICANOS, si, son asi de estupidos</span><br /></div></strike><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-1750464652418551990?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-7284609237203702662009-01-18T17:18:00.002Z2009-01-18T17:20:35.230Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Adornos navideños por el este de Europa:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW9FQ0OeJ4I/AAAAAAAACtA/GyKAo2lMSKg/s1600-h/ewrtywertgyethgjhy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW9FQ0OeJ4I/AAAAAAAACtA/GyKAo2lMSKg/s400/ewrtywertgyethgjhy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291524242383185794" border="0" /></a>Y esta es la carretera que han construido en Quero:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW9FIpWb_iI/AAAAAAAACs4/z7QFNXwckp0/s1600-h/80092187.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW9FIpWb_iI/AAAAAAAACs4/z7QFNXwckp0/s400/80092187.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291524102024855074" border="0" /></a>Via <a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/" target="_blank">darkroastblend</a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-728460923720370266?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-67583249933893450992009-01-17T11:36:00.005Z2009-01-17T11:38:54.224Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Debería preguntar?<br />Está cerrado y estoy intentando que mi compañera de piso me deje entrar.<br />Primero intenté llamarla al móvil, pero está apagado.<br />Luego intenté contactarla por messenger, pero no está conectada.<br />Tampoco encontré nada que lanzar a su habitación.<br /><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 337px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW8TbmtX_tI/AAAAAAAACsw/0rewdt-W7HU/s1600/im_an_idiot.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291469452151881426" border="0" />Asi que intenté conectarme al Mac Mini de la sala, via SSH, y hacer que diga que me abra. (<span style="font-style: italic;">Hey, la puerta está cerrada, estoy esperando en las escaleras</span>).<br />Pero creo que el volumen está bajo, así que estoy leyendo los documento del Sistema Operativo para poner el volumen más alto via línea de comandos.<br />Ah, vale, el timbre no funciona?<br />....<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Genial!!! Y Friki total.</span><br /><br /></div></div><span style="font-size:58%;"><a href="http://xkcd.com/530/" target="_blank">Via http://xkcd.com/530/</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-6758324993389345099?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-46948398147502417002009-01-16T21:31:00.002Z2009-01-16T21:36:13.242Z<div style="text-align: center;"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 550px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SXD8z9L81HI/AAAAAAAACtw/KDdvdcL7LTI/s1600/wife+t+shirt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292007531688547442" border="0" />Esposa:<br />Lavar,<br />planchar,<br />follar,<br />etc.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Este es un blog machista!!!!!!!!!!!! Si señor!!!!! Venga, los insultos ya!!!!!</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Poner a caldo este blog :-P</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-4694839814750241700?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-49281714321471326282009-01-15T10:41:00.003Z2009-01-16T09:13:06.414Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Has probado el  "Genius playlist" the iTunes?Es jodidamente listo. Sabe que canciones son las mejores para hacer una lista increible.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">No es "listo". La aplicacion solo agrupa las canciones por generos. Hablas como si estuviera vivo.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW8TEdDXAPI/AAAAAAAACso/zXKBtaiqwRQ/s1600-h/genius-playlist.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></a></div><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 316px; " src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW8TEdDXAPI/AAAAAAAACso/zXKBtaiqwRQ/s400/genius-playlist.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291469054422745330" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW8TEdDXAPI/AAAAAAAACso/zXKBtaiqwRQ/s1600-h/genius-playlist.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">El conejo sabe demasiado, matalo!!!</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><a href="http://www.shoeboxblog.com/?p=5272"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Via </span></a><a href="http://www.shoeboxblog.com/?p=5272"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">shoeboxblog</span></a><a href="http://www.shoeboxblog.com/?p=5272"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">. </span></a></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-4928171432147132628?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-50219451936101211292009-01-14T11:57:00.005Z2009-01-14T12:01:37.701Z<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">El nombre de esta pelicula es valida tanto para una pelicula infantil como peliculas mas subidas de tono...</span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SW3TVejn8sI/AAAAAAAACsg/jGc95TDITN0/s400/telaranyacarlotacine-300a.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291117503163396802" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">El argumento de la version adulta podria ser: La dura historia de Carlota que tiene que romper sus telara</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ñas en favor de su lucha por conseguir el placer...</span></span><br /><div><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Visto en </span><a href="http://isladelosmonstruos.blogspot.com/2009/01/los-ayvs-de-bea-n-5-lolposters-de.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" target="_blank" style="font-size:small;">laisladelosmonstruos</span></a></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-5021945193610121129?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-25613754680256462972009-01-13T19:59:00.009Z2009-01-15T09:27:31.542Z<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWzyxVYn7EI/AAAAAAAACrw/bwEL7HcTofo/s1600-h/1.GIF"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWzyxVYn7EI/AAAAAAAACrw/bwEL7HcTofo/s400/1.GIF" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290870591621426242" border="0" /></a>Dios, tengo hambre, y lo único que tengo es esta máquina del tiempo.<br /><br />Espera un minuto!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWzy16bBanI/AAAAAAAACr4/yBtn0O6iy1M/s1600-h/2.GIF"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 218px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWzy16bBanI/AAAAAAAACr4/yBtn0O6iy1M/s400/2.GIF" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290870670283074162" border="0" /></a><br />Querida gente del futuro. Quien encuentre esto.. Por favor, vuelve atrás en el espacio-tiempo.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWzy-S7DGBI/AAAAAAAACsA/Nnkk2ByXEpM/s1600-h/3.GIF"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 324px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWzy-S7DGBI/AAAAAAAACsA/Nnkk2ByXEpM/s400/3.GIF" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290870814298806290" border="0" /></a>Dr. Eddington!, estoy aquí para... EGHK!<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-2561375468025646297?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-88967222794238839482009-01-12T22:32:00.003Z2009-01-13T17:57:39.173Z<span style="font-size:85%;">Algunos ejemplos de como serían muchos cuadros si le aplicamos el efecto lego:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWvFGEPrIxI/AAAAAAAACro/rMNgADok6PM/s1600-h/3094469679_f185a678c8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWvFGEPrIxI/AAAAAAAACro/rMNgADok6PM/s400/3094469679_f185a678c8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290538895286149906" border="0" /></a><br />Para más ejemplos pulsa <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/udronotto/sets/72157605848110684/" target="_blank">aquí</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-8896722279423883948?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-6066610986756582732009-01-12T22:27:00.005Z2009-01-14T07:44:48.434Z<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Atentos a estos vídeos, el primero es de un concurso que consiste en deslizarse.... sobre mujeres en bikini...<br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="350" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0tLiqIv3BSU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0tLiqIv3BSU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="283"></embed></object></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />y el segundo, aprende Inglés, para mujeres "malas" (leerse con el dedo meñique sobre la boca)<br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="350" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H-nF01ZYHZE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H-nF01ZYHZE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="283"></embed></object></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Cuándo pasaremos de la telebasura a estos increíbles programas de televisión!!!<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Via <a href="http://www.nopuedocreer.com/" target="_blank">nopuedocreer</a></span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-606661098675658273?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-32961146441534858842009-01-11T20:15:00.005Z2009-01-13T14:12:26.317Z<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Los empecé a seguir a partir de la segunda temporada y ya le había perdido un poco la pista...<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="350" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VDOa8PPlWew&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VDOa8PPlWew&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="283"></embed></object><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Son geniales!</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Y ahora resulta que los echan en la sexta, <a href="http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=WWAeRhEbDA4" target="_blank">más capítulos</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-3296114644153485884?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-31927052173267669782009-01-11T16:52:00.005Z2009-01-12T11:09:57.231Z<img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 435px; height: 141px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWokVhNueJI/AAAAAAAACrY/OblqvBHWvww/s1600/ata_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290080664411863186" border="0" /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">No he podido evitar una carcajada cuando he leído la última viñeta X'D</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:58%;">Visto en <a href="http://perromistetas.blogspot.com/2009/01/fino-humor-ingls.html" target="_blank">elperromistetas</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-3192705217326766978?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-87038891359826254722009-01-11T11:14:00.005Z2009-01-11T15:20:09.508Z<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWnVYVeezbI/AAAAAAAACrI/ZQERou5wvNk/s1600-h/assalto_en.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWnVYVeezbI/AAAAAAAACrI/ZQERou5wvNk/s400/assalto_en.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289993851381927346" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">El dinero o la vida<br /><br />Mira... soy programador.<br />Y?<br /><br />Pues que no tengo ni dinero ni vida</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Visto en <a href="http://www.codecomics.com/servlet/SiteBuilder?type=comics&amp;action=open&amp;id=35">CodeComics</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-8703889135982625472?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-53998049231588388012009-01-10T20:27:00.006Z2009-01-11T11:09:02.666Z<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWkE4CobB9I/AAAAAAAACrA/u7QI1AyniIw/s1600-h/326.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 391px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWkE4CobB9I/AAAAAAAACrA/u7QI1AyniIw/s400/326.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289764598148958162" border="0"></a>Me deberías desear siempre, pero sólo tendremos sexo cuando este de humor YO.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-5399804923158838801?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-88278241919479397402009-01-10T10:30:00.011Z2009-01-10T10:56:02.912Z<span style="font-size:85%;">Después de estas navidades en la que uno de los regalos estrellas han sido los videojuegos, y cuando vemos esos <strike>vomitivos</strike> anuncios de videojuegos... si amiguitos, me estoy refiriendo a los de Amparo Baró y la super DS... por qué no recordar,que digo recordar, descubrir!!! (porque algunos ni habíamos nacido entonces) los anuncios de los videojuegos de aquel entonces!!<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Por ejemplo, este de "Pole Position" de Atari:<br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="320" height="259"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Om84Zc4-KcQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Om84Zc4-KcQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="259"></embed></object><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Qué gráficos, que sonido, que espectacularidad!!!<br />Os imaginas a Amparo Baró con su DS, y diciendole un tio EEEEEEHHHHH!!!PARECES UNA AUTÉNTICA GILIPOLLAS!!!! Y que ella diga... "Es que los reyes magos no me han traido nada...." :'-( (chiste patético).<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Aquí tenemos otro anuncio, en este caso de Zelda para Nes, en el que vemos a un par de empollones rapeando:<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="320" height="259"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ApypJw-JAI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ApypJw-JAI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="259"></embed></object></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Al igual que el primero, no me imagino a Amparo Baró en estos anuncios...<br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Pero entonces que ocurriría con esta actriz si se hubiera dedicado a promocionar videojuegos en los tiempos de Atari, Nes... se hubiera quedado sin trabajo en este campo? Hubiera tenido que dedicarse por completo al mundo de la actuación?... NO!!!! Hay algún anuncio en el que hubiera podido participar, como este!<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><object width="320" height="259"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J0kWqjDUu7o&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J0kWqjDUu7o&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="259"></embed></object></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:58%;">Via <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16944_6-mind-blowing-old-school-video-game-commercials.html" target='_blank'>cracked.com</a><br /></span></div><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 113px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWh9iq50CzI/AAAAAAAACq4/DIdKorcrgJo/s200/amparo-jugando-brain.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289615796932447026" border="0" /><span style="font-size:78%;">Amparo, tus anuncios nunca llegarán al nivel de los de antes...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-8827824191947939740?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-56275942695073695752009-01-09T21:22:00.004Z2009-01-09T21:28:55.357ZQue recuerdos me trae esta canción, la primera vez que la escuché youtube estaba comenzando, por lo visto los cantantes son (o eran) famosos presentadores de televisión, que hicieron este vídeo en plan coña.<br /><object width="350" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pZzgoGZilNg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pZzgoGZilNg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="350" height="283"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Esta bastante gracioso y la canción es pegadiza... yatta, yatta...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Visto en <a href="http://www.nopuedocreer.com/">nopuedocreer</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-5627594269507369575?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-85842325586684135832009-01-09T15:11:00.023Z2009-01-09T15:44:31.794Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdt9IKaO0I/AAAAAAAACqA/3Jswplcd6u0/s1600-h/lie9.JPG" target="_blank"></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdpRWe0QfI/AAAAAAAACpA/1j9N8E52d6A/s1600-h/lie1.JPG" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 151px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdpRWe0QfI/AAAAAAAACpA/1j9N8E52d6A/s1600/lie1.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289312034183463410" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Hey, que es todo esto?<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Traigo pizza y cerveza. Feliz 3 meses Aniversario.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Y estas son amigas de la hermandad y animadoras del Instituto.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Les he dicho como de bueno eres en la cama, y quiero compartir TODO con ellas.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdrONg0BsI/AAAAAAAACpI/USGviRt9xtE/s1600/lie2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289314179259565762" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Estan aqui para hacer realidad todas tus fantasias sexuales</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Guau, no deberias haberlo hecho.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Chicas, a por el!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdrqH1XG8I/AAAAAAAACpQ/Uzdf6X4AvSY/s1600-h/lie3.JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdrqH1XG8I/AAAAAAAACpQ/Uzdf6X4AvSY/s1600/lie3.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289314658771475394" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">---</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdr-e8WzlI/AAAAAAAACpY/5IykbXFRiO4/s1600/lie4.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289315008572214866" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Oye, que estas pensando?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Me preguntaba si te gustaria cumplir todas mis fantasias sexuales junto con tus amigas?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdsi4go0jI/AAAAAAAACpg/x8nd0YZG4wE/s1600-h/lie5.JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdsi4go0jI/AAAAAAAACpg/x8nd0YZG4wE/s1600/lie5.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289315633910567474" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Fuera. Vete fuera de casa<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Que?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Pero esta es mi casa.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Vete a un hotel.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWds1ogGKUI/AAAAAAAACpo/miREhL5dHus/s1600-h/lie6.JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWds1ogGKUI/AAAAAAAACpo/miREhL5dHus/s1600/lie6.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289315956030843202" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Pero....</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Vete de una puta vez!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Hey, que esta pensando?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">En ti.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdtHVz-IRI/AAAAAAAACpw/MBSLIAZ5Lhg/s1600-h/lie7.JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdtHVz-IRI/AAAAAAAACpw/MBSLIAZ5Lhg/s1600/lie7.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289316260251574546" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Ohhhh... que bonito!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Te acabas de ganar un super abrazo.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Olvidemos el resto del mundo. Sin television, internet ni videojuegos.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdtcHp8EKI/AAAAAAAACp4/2x_Lvxqrp0E/s1600-h/lie8.JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdtcHp8EKI/AAAAAAAACp4/2x_Lvxqrp0E/s1600/lie8.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289316617228652706" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">No salgamos nunca de la cama. Ni si quiera para ver el partido de tu equipo favorito de rugby.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWdt9IKaO0I/AAAAAAAACqA/3Jswplcd6u0/s1600/lie9.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289317184300530498" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 151px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Hey, que estas pensando?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Rugby</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Bah!, Hombres, sois tan simples...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://abstrusegoose.com/99" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:10px;">Via abstrusegoose</span></a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-8584232558668413583?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-31476761012567292032009-01-09T08:52:00.007Z2009-01-09T10:26:42.869Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://xkcd.com/528/" target="_blank"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWcQhFOsziI/AAAAAAAACo4/IOSgYoPzRqk/s1600/windows_7.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289214447895498274" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Qué estás haciendo?</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Probando la nueva Beta de Windows 7</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Por qué se muestra esa foto de Hitler?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">No lo se, no puedo hacer nada.</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">No hay Interfaz Gráfica?</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">No, solo Hitler.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Has probrado Ctl+Alt+Suprimir?</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Sí, sólo hace que los ojos de Hitler parpadeen.</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Ummmh...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Bueno, es mejor que Windows Vista.</span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Cierto.</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">___________________________________<br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Chiste muy friki :-P</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Nota:  Parece ser que al final Windows Vista no ha cuajado para nada y estan ya manos a la obra con la nueva version de Windows... recuerdo cuando tenia el Windows 98 y estaba deseando ponerme el Windows XP, cosa que no ha pasado con el Windows Vista...</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-3147676101256729203?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-20237276259423615262009-01-08T17:52:00.000Z2009-01-08T18:03:35.609Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWY9gm2hYQI/AAAAAAAACoQ/v8FGXzypO1I/s1600-h/detroitsmisterx1.jpg" target="_blank" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWY9gm2hYQI/AAAAAAAACoQ/v8FGXzypO1I/s400/detroitsmisterx1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288982442787561730" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">--Atencion: Novedades y Calidad no se garantizan despues de la primera temporada.--<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-2023727625942361526?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-53047142982448974902009-01-08T14:25:00.001Z2009-01-09T10:28:02.629Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWYNFi5evRI/AAAAAAAACoI/eNrsdXpLop4/s1600-h/mp_main_wide_superman.png" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 600px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWYNFi5evRI/AAAAAAAACoI/eNrsdXpLop4/s1600/mp_main_wide_superman.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288929201311628562" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"></span></div><blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Más rapido que una bala<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Más poderoso que un tren</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Capaz de saltar edificios</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Mirar en el cielo! Es un pájaro! Es un avión!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">No! Es Superman! Extraño visitante de otro planeta.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Con poderes y habilidades mas alla de cualquier humano</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Y el que se viste de Clark Kent, afable reportero para.... Kent!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Que?   Estas despedido, los periódicos son un medio muerto.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Y el que se viste de Clark Kent, afable BLOGUERO en un apartamento de Metropolitan...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">10 razones por las que Lex Luthor es malvado:</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">1-Es tonto.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">2-Odio su estupida cara</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">3-Usa microsoft</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><strike><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">4-Su madre es puta</span></strike></div></blockquote><div style="text-align: justify;"><strike><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"></span></strike></div><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Via </span><a href="http://www.minnpost.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Minspot</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-5304714298244897490?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-45196794745851340502009-01-08T14:15:00.000Z2009-01-08T14:23:20.741Z<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/2716369544/in/set-72157606389427177" target='_blank'><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhjdK3bI5Jk/SWYKsS1mOgI/AAAAAAAACoA/k9cxZqK2A-Q/s400/2716369544_6b0569b881.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288926568480389634" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">--Puedes fumar menos cigarros si los que fumas son mas largos--</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Es absurdo pero funciona</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Largo, delgado, delicioso. Son mas largos por lo que no tienes que estar encendiendo cigarros tan a menudo.</span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-4519679474585134050?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6783604474824250460.post-17595430772068002142009-01-08T14:14:00.000Z2009-01-08T14:15:36.466ZChorradas sin fin!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6783604474824250460-1759543077206800214?l=awanawanakinkon.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juliánhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10221561417116989742noreply@blogger.com1